Books I Love Even Though the Last Twenty Pages Made No Damn Sense.

Books I Use as a Booster Seat for My Child.

Books I Read Because the Author Looked Hot.

Books I Actually Read but Got a Poorer Grade on the Paper I Wrote on the Subject Than My Best Friend Who Did Not Read the Book.

Books They Let Children Read for Reasons Passing Human Understanding.

Books That Made Me Want to Have Sex with at Least One Character.

Books My Teacher Made Me read That Made Me Question the Value of My Education.

Books My Teacher Made Me Read That I Really, Really Liked.

Books People Keep Recommending That, Frankly, Sucked Ass.

Books I Re-Read When I Have Nothing Else to Read.

Books I Shouldn't Admit Made Me Cry Like a Baby.

Best Books Not to Read from Start to Finish, or Best Bathroom Books.

Books I've Caught Rusty Reading That Made Me Lose Respect for Him.

Books I Consider It My Duty as a Parent to Shield My Child from Reading.

Books I Only Read to Impress Other People.

Literary Characters I've Developed Crushes On.

Books I Will Never Read Precisely Because Oprah Recommends Them.

Books I Read after Oprah Recommended Them.

Books I Wish I Hadn't Finished, or Worst.

Books I Lied About Reading/Liking Solely to Look Smart/Pretentious.Books I Lied About Reading and Then Wrote an A+ Term Paper On.Books in Which I Liked the Secondary Characters Better Than the Main Character, or Books in Which I Wanted to Beat the Main Character Senseless with a Tire Iron.

Overused Plot Points That Drive Me Nuts.

Authors I Wish Had Written More Books Already.

Books I Most Often Try to Persuade Other People to Read.

Books I Read Only After Seeing the Movie.

Books I Refused to Read for a Long Time Because too Many (or the Wrong) People Recommended Them.

Books You Must Read Before You Die, but Would Rather Die Than Read.

My Real Guilty-Pleasure Reads, and Not the Decoys I Talk About Openly.

Books I Used to Love, of Which I Am Now Ashamed.

Book-to-Movie Adaptations Where, Frankly, the Movie Was Better.

Worst Books Ever, or Five Hours of My Life I'll Never Get Back.

(See? Things are getting excitingly meta already.) Each week, or as often as I feel like, I will run with one of these lists in my own imitable way. I will compile this list of list titles and keep a running list here on this post. It's t he Official 50 Books 2007 List Challenge! Here's how it works: You give me a list title.

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